Japan Hath Failed Me

Japan is amazing with its crazy machines and robots. Who doesn't love a self-flushing toilet with a heated seat? And vending machines for beer in the hotel lobby, um yes please. But I swear to god, if I don't find a cafe that makes coffee from an actual espresso machine I will kill someone. Putting a cup in a holder and pressing a button for a latte is not worth $4 or the destruction of my tastebuds. ChiangMai, you're still shit, but please take me back.