Unemployment Thrift Shop

Walk into the club like what up I got a job

I’m so pumped up from this pay check from the boss

Ice in the fridge, so damn frosty

I can afford to pay the electricity 

Rollin in hella deep, pretending I know how to think

Dressed in all black, ‘cept my supplied shirt, that’s pink

Draped in superiority, to hide the anxiety in me

Probably shouldn’t do this, because we know about my ability

PISS

But shit, it pays the rent.

I be popping it, rocking it

‘bout to rock up with some confidence,

Passing up on that sleep in, unemployment got me with

Early mornings, fuck it, man

I’m setting alarms and

making money and I’m hella happy that’s a bargain bitch

I’ma take that pay check now, I’ma take that pay check now, 

No for reals ask that chick, can I get a pay slip

I’m going to teach that class

No experience on my docket

I I I’m hunting

Looking for a lesson

This is fucking awesome

What I know about teaching a class

What do I know about writting a lesson plan

I’m digging, I’m digging, 

Onto google search

One more link, going to learn to teach some verbs.

Your mima you mammy your aunty your aunty

I’ll show you pronouns as I rock this mother fucker

Learn conjunctions as I rock this mother fucker

Throw in some similies to throw them mother fuckers

There like yo Lizzy that’s hella tight

I’m like that’s 250 for an hour