Seriously, don't fucking walk straight in and sit down where ever you fucking feel like okay. This is so wrong for so many reasons.
Sit yourself down and you won't get served. Seriously. It's a big fucking restaurant and no one will notice the fact that there are two snarky bitches sitting on 25. Wait for someone to seat you and they will tell your section waitstaff that there is a new table and you will be taken care of.
If you sit yourself down you don't give me a chance to tell you how our restaurant works. For example, outside is self service. But now you don't fucking know that because you walked straight through the door and outside and plopped your merry arse down. You will then inevitably come storming back inside in half an hour to yell and complain that no one has taken your order…. For fucking real… If you waited 30 seconds to be seated you would have had all this shit explained to you.
Happy faces of those who wait to be seated...
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